Citizens Dedicated To Preserving Our Constitutional Republic
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams “Allahu akbar,” raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! And you’re insane if you think I’d ever be “carrying” a gun. What is a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me and not my famiy? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we add more streetlights and grass to discourage such behavior?
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silvertips or Federal hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a taxidermist!”
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2017/11/democrat-republican-or-southerner/#DGJkL...
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