A little Humor for DNC week.

[Mangus Colorado]

Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016

 

11:15 AM

 

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and

bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

 

1:30 PM

 

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

 

3:15 PM

 

Address on "Being the Real You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the

Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

 

4:30 PM

 

"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public

Servant and claim to be broke"

Hillary Clinton

 

4:45 PM

 

How to have a successful career without ever

having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

 

5:00 PM

 

Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice

 

5:30 PM

 

Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs

of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

 

6:30 PM

 

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,

and on using the terminology "Alternative

Shoppers" instead of Looters"

 

7:30 PM

 

Breakout session with Bill Clinton for

women on avoiding the upcoming draft

 

8:30 PM

 

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism"

As "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

 

9:00 PM

 

"Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

The Washington Post and the New York Times

With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

 

9:15 PM

 

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom

Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

 

9:45 PM

 

Personal Finance Seminar -

"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren

 

11:00 PM

 

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal

Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet

Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

 

11:30 PM

 

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

 

 

Somebody spent a lot of premium time putting

     this agenda together. Don't let it go to waste.

[Mangus Colorado]

New Democrat song in Philly . . .  he he he they are surrounded now? 

[Patriot Ozzie]

Now there is a fence!

[Mangus Colorado]

Funny the great wall did not work. The enemies just defeated portions and then used it as a road to attack all of China.

[M]

It's not so funny when you see how the Elitist DNC thinks about their 'poor down trodden voters'. This needs to be passed around the Latino community;

[charles royer]

Way off to the left!
Hollywood celeb and Bernie Sanders supporter Susan Sarandon is calling out the Democratic National Committee for the “disgusting” behavior revealed in DNC staff emails published by WikiLeaks over the weekend.

http://heatst.com/politics/susan-sarandon-dnc-bernie-sanders/

[Hankelvis]

Australians should fight for gun rights before the Saudis own the whole country.

[Mangus Colorado]

Not a American flag in site? only Black and grey blocks? WTH?

Did anyone notice the true nature of the Democrats - they hate America.

The Only Flag Flown At Democratic Convention Yesterday Was The Jiha...

NOWTHEENDBEGINS.COM

[kevin kiernan]

I did not notice. But now that I read this. I do not remember an American Flag..I guess Liberals only break out an American flag when they want to burn one.

[Hankelvis]

Black flag maybe

I saw a black horse ride out and his name was death and destruction or "victim politics". (paraphrased).

http://www.afro.com/black-u-s-athletes-rank-among-highest-paid-athl...

do Asians feel disenfranchised? No? Only black people are victims. Even if they earn millions. hmmmm

[Patriot Ozzie]

How silly of the Dems to allow the Bernie Sanders ruckus to be caught on television. All Dem supporters' hearts sank down here. Only the terror attacks in Europe saved the day for them, diverting everyones' attention back to Germany and France.

It's like watching a tennis match, heads turning sides ways back and forth - USA ,,, EU ,,, USA ,,, EU

But enough of that, it's all playing into Trump's and vice president Pence's hands

[M]

Ozzie,

I wonder what Hillary and the DNC promised Bernie to get him to endorse Hillary with such flowery speech? I'll bet they agreed to push most of his campaign agenda as part and parcel of the Democratic platform.

[Patriot Ozzie]

That bet has merit M. They might have also persuaded Bernie that women need a fair go, glass ceiling and all that