Bacon Tree

[KD]

J M J

Thee Bacon Tree !

Two Mexicans
are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States ,
wandering
aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for
death, when
all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do
you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed
hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance,
is a
tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw
bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every
imaginable
kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe,
we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe
ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since
when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no
meerage,
ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe
crawling
close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a
wet
sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying
breath,

"Pepe... go
back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis
mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees
not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."

SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldnt help
it!

The little voices made me do it !!!

And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know
you did!