No Parent Left Behind

[KD]

J M J . PRAY 4 R TEACHERS . & PRAY HARD . !

 

I thought kids were bad~~

 

 

 

*NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.....**

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These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district ..**

 

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Spellings have been left intact......**

 

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1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.**

 

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2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.**

 

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3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29,**  ** 30, 31, 32 and also 33.**

    ( I  wonder if this happens in all 57 States ? )

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4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.**

 

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5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.. Yesterday he fell out  of a tree and misplaced his hip.**

 

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6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.**

 

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7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.   He was hurt in the growing part.**

 

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8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.**

 

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9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.**

 

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10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.**

 

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11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had  diahre  dyrea  direathe   the s****.**

 

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12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday.. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.**

 

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13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.**

 

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14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.**

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15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.**

 

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16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday.

      We thought it was sunday.**

 

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17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.**

 

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18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.**  ** She spent a weekend with the marines.**

 

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19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.**

 

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20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.**

 

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21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.**

 

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22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.**

 

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23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,**  ** sorethroat, headache and upset stomach.  Her sister was also sick,

      fever an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be

      something going around, her father even got hot last night.**

 

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      Now we know why parents**  ** are screaming for better education for our kids.*

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