J M J . PRAY 4 R TEACHERS . & PRAY HARD . !
I thought kids were bad~~
*NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.....**
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These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district ..**
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Spellings have been left intact......**
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1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.**
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2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.**
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3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29,** ** 30, 31, 32 and also 33.**
( I wonder if this happens in all 57 States ? )
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4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.**
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5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.**
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6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.**
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7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.**
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8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.**
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9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.**
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10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.**
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11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the s****.**
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12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday.. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.**
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13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.**
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14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.**
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15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.**
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16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday.
We thought it was sunday.**
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17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.**
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18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.** ** She spent a weekend with the marines.**
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19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.**
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20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.**
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21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.**
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22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.**
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23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,** ** sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
fever an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be
something going around, her father even got hot last night.**
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Now we know why parents** ** are screaming for better education for our kids.*
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