VODKA

[KD]

J M J . PRAY 4 R NATION . ! 

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Who Knew??? 
X----->1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
saturate the bandage with vodka.  
The stuff dissolves adhesive.

X------->2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,   
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,   
let set five minutes and wash clean.  
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

X----->3. To clean your eyeglasses,   
simply wipe the  lenses with a soft,  
clean cloth dampened with vodka.  
The alcohol in the  vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 

X----->4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka  
and letting your safety razor blade  
soak in the alcohol after shaving.  
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 

X----->5. Spray vodka on wine stains, 
scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. 

X--->6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face 
as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 

X----->7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. 
The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,  
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 

X----->8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka 
and spray bees or wasps to kill them. 

X----->9 Pour one-half cup vodka    
and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag 
and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,  
pain or black eyes. 

X----->10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar 
with freshly packed lavender flowers, 
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly   
and set in the sun for three days.  
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,   
then apply the tincture to aches and pains. 

X----->11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth 
to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment. 

X----->12. To cure foot odor, 
wash your feet with vodka. 

X----->13 Vodka will disinfect 
and alleviate a jellyfish sting. 

X----->14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy 
to remove the urushiol oil from your skin. 

X----->15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. 
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain. 
REPEAT IF PAIN PERSISTS !  :o)  !

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And silly me ! 
I used to drink the Stuff !  

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