I Must Be A Deplorable

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Author Unknown;

 I used to think I was just a regular guy/gal, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a  racist.  

 

I am a fiscal  and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.    

 

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.   

 

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.  

 

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.   

 

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.   

 

I think and I reason,  therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me,  which must make me a reactionary.    

 

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.   

 

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.   

 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.   

 

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens,  which now makes me a militant.       

 

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!   I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just cant imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!  Funny …its all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!  

 

As if all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with… I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!  

    

 

[Virginia Foulk]

Not sure what this is all about, but I do know I'm beginning  to make use of my conceal carry - whenever I leave the house. Even in my garden!!!