FUNNY

[wakeupamerica]

A Thursday funny!

Larae L. Thompson
Administrative Assistant to the Senior Minister
First Christian Church



Dear Employees, Customers and Suppliers:

As the CFO of a business that employs 140 people, where Barrack Obama

is our next President, we all know our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that our customers will have to
see an increase in our prices of about 8%. However, since we cannot increase
prices right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off
six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as
we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have
to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked thru our parking lot and found 6 Obama
bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be
the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this
problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.


Sincerely,


Management