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Enhanced Audio Of Republican Outburst During Obama Healthcare Address
TNOYF was able to get some enhanced audio of the Republican outburst at President Obama’s assertion that illegal immigrants would not be covered by his health care plan.

You-Tube took it down. We moved it to Live Leak. Let’s see how long it lasts there.

Obama Speech: Republican Outburst With Sound Enhancement

Posted on 09.09.09 in Conservative satire by R. H. Potfry | 3 Comments »


Van Jones Motivational Poster
Don’t worry, Van Jones. Keith Olbermann’s got your back.






Posted on 09.06.09 in Conservative satire by R. H. Potfry | 5 Comments »


Copy Of Obama Follow-Up Quiz For Students Leaked
TNOYF has obtained a copy of the extra credit quiz to be given to students following President Obama’s address to the nation’s schoolchildren on September 8th.

1) After watching him speak, I would describe President Obama as:

A) Powerfully handsome and extremely motivational.
B) All of the above PLUS, the most perfectly racially blended individual ever to grace this planet.
C) All of the above PLUS, the most intelligent and gifted orator ever to descend from above.
D) All of the above times infinity.

2) The free market:

A) Is evil.
B) Is super duper evil.
C) Is neither free nor a market, making it another one of the great lies of the conservatives.
D) Causes AIDS (especially in school age children).

3) Why did President Bush create the current health care crisis?

A) Because he needed an encore after causing global warming.
B) He got bored raping and killing all of those baby harp seals.
C) He heard that one time, health care messed with Texas.
D) Uhh, hello? Didn’t you notice that (R) after his name?


4) What can I do to personally show my support for President Obama?

A) Start making Republicans-only snuff films.
B) Report any suspicious activity by my parents directly to the White House (Suspicious activity includes, but is not limited to: yelling at the TV every time President Obama is on; opposing health care reform; driving an SUV; being self-reliant in general).
C) Every time I hear someone talk about what a disastrous decision President Obama made with Van Jones, I can immediately drop my pants, defecate on the floor and then begin finger painting with my own excrement.
D) Put on my “NEOCON and loving it!” t-shirt and set fire to the local DNC office while a friend videotapes it.

5) You are getting:

A) Sleepy.
B) Very Sleepy.
C) You can hardly keep your eyes open.
D) The soothing, rhythmic tones of President Obama are encouraging you to shout down health care reform opponents at your local townhall events.

Posted on 09.06.09 in Communism by Buckley F. Williams | 4 Comments »


Obama Caves, Demotes Van Jones From Czar To Archduke
Bowing to a growing uproar from conservatives as well as pressure from White House insiders trying to avoid a costly distraction, President Obama today demoted embattled Environmental Czar Van Jones To Environmental Archduke.

“After careful consideration, I have decided that some of Van Jones’ actions do not meet the exacting criteria I have established for the Czar position,” said the President. “First, it appears that Mr. Jones twice signed documents supporting the theory that the Bush Administration was somehow complicit in the 9-11 attacks. Hogwash. That Mr. Jones apparently still clings to a tired old theory when anyone with half a brain knows that fire can’t melt steel tells me the young man still has some learning to do.”

“Second, Mr. Jones called Republicans ‘assholes.’ Wow, that’s creative. With the myriad insults we’ve developed for the dumber party– Rethuglicans, Repukes are just two that come to mind– my Environmental Czar goes for the sphincter? I don’t think so.”

“It’s my belief that Mr. Jones will benefit from honing his craft a bit at the Archduke level. In fact, this is not the first time we have used a temporary demotion to motivate and train. I believe Joe Biden will tell you that the six weeks he spent as ‘Junior Vice President’ were invaluable to his development.”