Trump Needs to hurry Asteroid Hurling Toward Earth to Arrive February 16th

[Hankelvis]

Dough!

Astronomer Claims Approaching Asteroid is a Piece of Planet X!

An asteroid detected by NASA and due to pass by the Earth next month has spawned concern from a conspiracy-minded astronomer who believes that it is actually heading right for us!

The object, dubbed '2016 WF9,' was discovered by astronomers only a few weeks ago in a testament to how truly vulnerable the Earth is to unseen asteroids.

Although the space agency says that the object will not pose any danger to the planet, a rogue astronomer insists that NASA is lying to the world.

Dr. Dyomin Damir Zakharovich contends that the object is actually a piece of the infamous Planet X and that its impact on Earth could cause a massive tsunami if it hits the water or the complete destruction of a city if it strikes a populated area.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/astronomer-claims-approaching...

[M]

The damage would be in an inverse ratio to it's size and velocity and area of impact. The Dino killer was estimated at 6 miles across.

[Hankelvis]

This one may only be 0.5 to 1.0 mile wide but could fit snuggly between Michelle Obama's butt cheeks. I would like to thank him/her in advance for his/her service.|

[M]

Hank, Maybe Al Gore can save us all by creating a protest movement with the snowflakes and cupcakes against the global cooling/climate change it would cause when it hit, especially if he gathered all of them to the precise point of impact so they could demonstrate against the asteroid and it would shift it's course to miss us out of sheer respect for the progressive agenda, Hell even Soros could contribute to that one. LOL! M

[Hankelvis]

Heaven forbid the asteroid got its feelings hurt and vaporized them all and someone put it on YouTube for me to watch over and over.

[M]

Yup,Yup,Yup, that's the idea

[Hankelvis]

I rescheduled my prostate exam for the 17th.